December 2009
19 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Colto-Harris-Moore..
Stole and crash landed 3 airplanes before he was 18… I like this kid.  http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9348567 His mom says: “He’s smart. He took an IQ test a few years ago and he’s three points below Einstein,” she said. “I hope to hell he stole those planes. I would be so proud.” That’s where good genes gets ya.
Dec 28th
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If you happen...
to see an old grey peugot bike with hybrid handle bars locked up in the parkdale/queen west area… let me know.  I was too drunk to remember where I left it last. FUCK!
Dec 23rd
I'm listening to...
one of my bosses calling his 4 year old daughter a whore for waking him up last night and his infant son a little bitch for waking up when he went to work. It takes a level of understanding and self awareness to put up with the people that I work with… I’m workin on that bit.
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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It's purpose, to defend human freedom! Everything... →
Dec 15th
why is it that
most strippers wear the same cheap perfume? 
Dec 15th
chasing tail...
soooooo I bought condoms today, the really really thin kind that hopefully make it feel like you’re not actually wearing them(pricey!). I had potential for new lays but nothing came to fruition. I end up going for a couple  drinks when I know Im already completely finished with alcohol for the night. I see people who look like their going to f i throw pricey condoms at them. somehow,...
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Word of the day is...
Prophylactics! That’s right kids.  You don’t want to have to learn from you mistakes when it comes to these.  Just do it! - Philip Hampson Knight
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
Sooo over it.
Ok… My friend just reminded I haven’t been with a persian woman yet. I feel like a conquistador planning his new conquest… without all that eradication of civilizations stuff. Full speed ahead!
Dec 8th
Damaged Goods!
That’s me! I can’t wait until I’m no longer damaged goods so I can stop feeling like a pile of garbage when I think of certain women loved and lost in my life. I wish I was as stupid as mindless as Tiger Woods.
Dec 8th
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