February 2010
1 post
What a waste!
Number of pages handed out in arboriculture science 2 in 6 weeks: 44
Number of duplicates handed out in total over those 6 weeks : 20
Number of students in our year: 62
Number of students last year : 60(approx)
Add those together and you get: 122
Multiply by number of duplicates: 2440 (thats a box of paper btw) It’s not about the cost of this box ($38 at staples)...
December 2009
19 posts
Colto-Harris-Moore..
Stole and crash landed 3 airplanes before he was 18… I like this kid.
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9348567
His mom says: “He’s smart. He took an IQ test a few years ago and he’s three points below Einstein,” she said. “I hope to hell he stole those planes. I would be so proud.”
That’s where good genes gets ya.
If you happen...
to see an old grey peugot bike with hybrid handle bars locked up in the parkdale/queen west area… let me know. I was too drunk to remember where I left it last.
FUCK!
I'm listening to...
one of my bosses calling his 4 year old daughter a whore for waking him up last night and his infant son a little bitch for waking up when he went to work.
It takes a level of understanding and self awareness to put up with the people that I work with… I’m workin on that bit.
It's purpose, to defend human freedom! Everything... →
why is it that
most strippers wear the same cheap perfume?
chasing tail...
soooooo
I bought condoms today, the really really thin kind that hopefully make it feel like you’re not actually wearing them(pricey!). I had potential for new lays but nothing came to fruition.
I end up going for a couple drinks when I know Im already completely finished with alcohol for the night.
I see people who look like their going to f i throw pricey condoms at them. somehow,...
Word of the day is...
Prophylactics! That’s right kids. You don’t want to have to learn from you mistakes when it comes to these. Just do it! - Philip Hampson Knight
Sooo over it.
Ok…
My friend just reminded I haven’t been with a persian woman yet. I feel like a conquistador planning his new conquest… without all that eradication of civilizations stuff.
Full speed ahead!
Damaged Goods!
That’s me! I can’t wait until I’m no longer damaged goods so I can stop feeling like a pile of garbage when I think of certain women loved and lost in my life.
I wish I was as stupid as mindless as Tiger Woods.
November 2009
12 posts
I'm no grinder
So apparently it’s hard not to sound white when you are white and you’re trying to write lyrics to a beat. Not only did we sound white, but my honky tonk neighbour SAID we sounded it. Shame shame shame
who cares right?
the thing is about going home with an ugly broad that turns out to be a tranny. Who HASN’T done that? I’d really like to know.
physical labour
If someone with a broken back can rake faster than you can blow leaves, you have problems. Maybe, instead of blowing, use your god given physical ability… oh wait… can’t do that, then you wouldn’t have this neat motorized, gas eating, ozone polluting machine that enables you to continue to be fat.
“Life in the end seemed a prank of such size you could only stand off at this end...”
– Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
October 2009
2 posts
cell phone users/owners are not allowed to panhandle