it's not alright

Feb 5

What a waste!

Number of pages handed out in arboriculture science 2 in 6 weeks: 44

Number of duplicates handed out in total over those 6 weeks : 20

Number of students in our year: 62

Number of students last year : 60(approx)

Add those together and you get: 122

Multiply by number of duplicates: 2440 (thats a box of paper btw) It’s not about the cost of this box ($38 at staples) it’s about the impact of 10,000 teachers on our forestry industry, economy and post secondary education system.

THAT’s irresponsible. Don’t get me wrong, I waste and litter all the time. But I TRY to do my part when it’s easy, at least(which isn’t good but isn’t bad). This guy did not have to hand out duplicates. When I asked him the first time he said, “it’s for review, then we get on to this classes lesson.” Ok, but we have those papers from last week, we dont need new ones.

He’s being supremely lazy on this one. I’m gonna bring up next class to see if he realizes that it is easy to avoid this wastage.

Dec 30

nightmares

see below.

Christmas time makes me bloated and devastatingly handsome.

Aren’t I pretty?

on a side note, I have a cousin named sloth. see above.

Dec 28

Colto-Harris-Moore..

Stole and crash landed 3 airplanes before he was 18… I like this kid.

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9348567

His mom says: “He’s smart. He took an IQ test a few years ago and he’s three points below Einstein,” she said. “I hope to hell he stole those planes. I would be so proud.”

That’s where good genes gets ya.

Dec 23

If you happen…

to see an old grey peugot bike with hybrid handle bars locked up in the parkdale/queen west area… let me know. I was too drunk to remember where I left it last.

FUCK!

Dec 17

I’m listening to…

one of my bosses calling his 4 year old daughter a whore for waking him up last night and his infant son a little bitch for waking up when he went to work.

It takes a level of understanding and self awareness to put up with the people that I work with… I’m workin on that bit.

Dec 15

The carolinian forest, stretching from southwestern ontario to the carolinas in the states was once home to trees like this huge sycamore(depicted by Philip John Bainbridge in the 1840). That forest is almost completely gone. The only remnants of it remain in pockets throughout the farmland now located in this area. Even then the larger, older trees have been all but wiped out entirely.

Imagine an ontario that still has these huge trees. Think on how it would have shaped you as a child, seeing these giant powerful living things. I can, and it fills me with fear to think that one day, without awareness and action, we could be living on land that has lost all of its woody plant heritage. A land whose native trees are mere history topics to its inhabitants.

Do your earth a favour, plant a native tree.

It's purpose, to defend human freedom! Everything else will be enslaved!

why is it that

most strippers wear the same cheap perfume?

Dec 11

chasing tail…

soooooo

I bought condoms today, the really really thin kind that hopefully make it feel like you’re not actually wearing them(pricey!).

I had potential for new lays but nothing came to fruition.

I end up going for a couple drinks when I know Im already completely finished with alcohol for the night.

I see people who look like their going to f

i throw pricey condoms at them. somehow, without them noticing.

One of the girls actually picks up one of them and says, “it’s not flavoured, it’s not for me.”

Question: can you enjoy a blowjob with a condom on? I thought that was always the best part of foreplay or endplay, splashing in their mouth or on them… with a condom on thats impossible.

Dec 10

chainletter2:

SHARUN STONE CANT FEELZ HER LIBS BUT THEY HAZ A COLOUR

She’s come a long way from Basic Instinct… she looks like a grandma.

Word of the day is…

Prophylactics!
That’s right kids. You don’t want to have to learn from you mistakes when it comes to these. Just do it! - Philip Hampson Knight

My office.
Kind of looks like a mini jail with the bars on the windows… feels the same way at times.

Dec 9

I was on Ward’s Island today doing an inventory of trees… it was brisk. While waiting for the ferry this teacher man(see below) started speaking to me…